May 28, 2004

The Pinnacle of Computing

I just bought a notebook computer. It's an HP zt3000. It's great! I recommend it to anyone. Yesterday, the computer arrived at my door. So, what's the first thing I do? Fire up the wireless and surf the web.

Throughout history, man has sought to create machines to perform his labor. In the process, man created giant calculating machines to aid him in his pursit. As the machines have shrunk in size and price, man has realized his ultimate goal: to efficiently do nothing, and do it quite comfortably. And with a great battery, nothing can last a long time.

Now, all I need to do is invent a time machine that can give me more time to do nothing....

[Yes, this new computer isn't helping the apathy problem. It's time to just dig in and get stuff done.]

Posted by enigma at May 28, 2004 10:32 PM
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